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Terrible Thanksgiving?

Here are 5 questionable foods you won’t be thankful for!

  1. Turkey Dinner Layer Cake

This cake may look tasty, but you don’t want a piece of this! What looks like a cake is actually alternating layers of stuffing and ground turkey mixed with instant oatmeal, “frosted” with mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes, and topped with lightly browned mini marshmallows. Mmmmm? Here’s a recipe.

  1. Leftover Pizza

This might sound like your average pizza, but this is anything but good. This pizza is topped with sweet potatoes, thinly-sliced ham, potatoes au-gratin, goat cheese, and an egg. If you’re brave enough, here’s the recipe

  1. Powerade Turkey

NO! That’s like saying “I love eating ketchup in my cereal!” Who does that? I think I’d throw up if I even SAW that on my table. 

  1. Tofurkey + Gravy Soda

Ugh! Why would somebody want to drink this? A muddy dark amber look, the smell of salty turkey, a dark, greasy taste? BLEEEH. Not in my kitchen. Begone!

  1. Cranberry “Surprise”

Anything with ‘SURPRISE’ in it is bound to be terrible. And the company that made this is a mayonnaise company! It may look good, but don’t trust it!

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