We greatly apologize, but, due to the dire circumstances, the crazed tigers, and the portals to other dimensions caused by what is now just named as the ‘Noodle Incident’, we are forced to close schools all over America for the suspension period. The damage is just too great.
NOTE: Due to this tragic event, in addition to suspension, we will need to devote time to re-building the ruins that used to be our school. We apologize that this break in the school year will reoccur next year to finish repairing the Computer Lab. More updates to come.
By the way: does anyone need 3 dozen servings of lasagna? Or 4? Or 156,000? It would be greatly appreciated if someone could just pick them up? We don’t have anywhere to put them. Just come on down now? Please? Please?
An Update On The Update (On The Update): We still have a bunch of linguine. If you need some of that… well… help us. Please take some!